NSFW: Twitter and Onlyfans are Match Made in Porn Heaven

Things change.

It’s just one of the sad realities of life that, sometimes, sh*t happens. Sometimes there is a cup and two girls anxiously awaiting it. Other times, unfortunately, shit is not so well received. For anyone who doesn’t get that reference somehow, here is a Family Guy reminder:

Regardless, it happens. I get it.  But for me, of all the bullshit I’ve endured in my life, none was more devastating than the day Tumblr took down the porn (although, a close second was when my social life took a dive due to Craigslist’s removal of Classifieds…).

And guess what folks? There must be a god after all as we were spared from the looming 2020 porn crackdown on Twitter. The internet’s collective freak-out has been quelled since Twitter spokesman said that they’re merely clarifying long-held policies regarding adult content. The worst that could happen for those posting legal porn will be a mere shadowban, making it more difficult to find the content unless you’re already following the account.

So take a breath and relax… at least for now.

Porn purge and rolling censorship

I get it. Even without Tumblr, the internet has no shortage of adult content. A simple Google search will deliver a treasure trove of NSFW content. But I used Tumblr…almost exclusively. No matter the perversion in which I chose to indulge, I could just type it in the Tumblr search bar and BOOM! I was presented with a full buffet of options to feast on.

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When those jerks over at Tumblr decided to go PG-13 I was completely lost. The more traditional options (e.g., YouPorn, PornTube, RedTube,etc.) just didn’t cut it. Call me crazy, but the porn found on these platforms can be just a little too produced and the algorithms for the search results are, well, fucked.

Necessity is the mother of invention.

I got crafty and started searching for all the other social channels. Obviously, the prudes over at Facebook and Instagram had already removed the porn in favor of mere silhouettes and VPLs (visible penis lines – in fairness, I fucking love a VPL). I mean, nipples are still an issue on Instagram ffs (Is Free The Nipple still a thing?).

So, enter Twitter, the cute little bird struggling to keep its head above the porn waters because there is a shit ton of it on there. And the really good kind, too.

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I don’t know when porn hit Twitter. Maybe it’s been there all along. But it was only in the absence of Tumblr that I created a Twitter account and, from what I’ve seen, the same is true for a lot of publishers who previously displayed their porn collections on Tumblr.

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Similar to Tumblr, you just type in what you’re looking for in the Twitter search bar and very often you get lucky. A lot of these Twitter accounts let you know they’re the replacement feed for a former Tumblr account. The content is there, but it’s a little harder to navigate and videos max out at just over two minutes in length.

Skirting the rules

With  Twitter making its stance publicly known regarding shadowbanning porn accounts, we frantically started searching. Lucky for us, and you, we’ve stumbled upon a few accounts that skirt the rules. We found accounts doing The Lord’s work; aggregating, curating and promoting the best of the best from amateur porn app OnlyFans.  These saviors of smut have done all the hard work for us.

They’re not all just posting porn, they’re simply curating the best Onlyfans accounts to check out and provide all the info you need to find your fetish. Once found, simply go check out Onlyfans and pay the nominal fee which we imagine is going towards paying off their student loans or paying their way through college. Although paying for porn may seem antiquated with the vast number of free porn floating around the internet, this allows for premium content that can’t be found on the run of the mill sites. And you get the opportunity to connect with the actual creators. These are not porn stars under contract by a major studio. Nope – they’re your girl/guy next door.

So, if you’re like the rest of us and looking to find NSFW content on social media, make sure you visit these profiles and follow them before they’re shadowbanned by the man. There is something for everyone.

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Best Girls

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Best of Black Trans Girls

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And, of course, a sampling of everything below.

We Got Gay Orgy Content

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Dutch Girls Take on Sex + Travel Content

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Bi Dudes

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Young & Fit Couples

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Foot Jobs

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Disclaimer: I’m sure you probably already have your favorites on Instagram (who have an OnlyFans link in their bio), but the good thing about these Twitter accounts is that they show the best of the best to follow. 

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