Matthew McConaughey Joins Instagram Late in Typical Stoner Fashion

Guess who has stepped out of his Lincoln and into Instagram?

If that didn’t give it away, just go to @officiallymcconaughey and see for yourself.

In 3 days Matthew McConaughey’s only Instagram video has already amassed more than 2.1 million views and his feed has 1.3 million subscribers. Like any true influencer, McConaughey has all the basics…er, bases covered with an Instagram bio littered with literally everything he does: Husband. Father. Actor. Minister of Culture. Professor. Creative Director. AustinFC. JKLivin. Pickle Expert.

*pickle expert*


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What’s UT’s newest Professor going to discuss on his feed?

Well, even though Matthew lays it out for us in his video, in true McConaughey fashion we’re still not exactly sure… He’s excited about the monolog, but not necessarily the dialog. Perhaps he’s been hitting the pipe (and bongos) a bit too much since he’s taken this whole social media thing way too serious and way too deep that it has almost made social media awkward for everyone.

Is his first post amazing? Exciting? Revolutionary? Maybe y’all will disagree, but in my humble opinion, all I can say is it was only alright, alright, alright.

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