“Religion is the Opium of the people.”
Now, I’m not one to go and endorse Marxist philosophy on the reg, but when a homie is right, a homie is right. And ‘Ol Karl was right when he noted that the opioid epidemic is nothing compared to the Christ Crisis (NOTE: not trying to single out any single religion here, but the opportunity to alliterate was just too good to pass up).
According to one 2016 Georgetown University study, religion in America generates $1.2 Trillion (with a TR) dollars annually. Scientology has a book value of $1.2 Billion dollars and generates $200 Million annually, The Catholic Church has an estimated worth of $30 Billion….
OK, don’t get me wrong…religion has certainly done its fair share of good. And the kind people over at @PreachersNSneakers have created an entire feed dedicated to showing some of the good our fervent devotion has done…for the preachers.
Good thing Jesus was said to wash the feet of His disciples because these messengers of the Good Word surely wouldn’t want their kicks scuffed.
Praise be.
Top looks and their handle so you can shame the shit out of them:
Prosperity Gospel pays dividends. Here we have Trump’s Personal Spiritual Advisor and very own trailer trash glow up story Paula Michelle White rocking $785 sneakers.
Cornelius and Heather Lindsey putting your donations to work in some retro Jordans and fresh Yeezys.
Add dream interpreter, Angel whisperer, and e-learning guru to Prophet Passion Java’s resume.
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Adam Smallcombe aka Mr. Velvet Hammer, making hand over fist to sport these Gucci kicks and have 3 kids…that play water polo, no less.
Pastor Rich Wilkerson Jr. is the ‘cool kid’ at Jesus Camp sitting with celebs like Kanye and Kim Kardashian, Justin Beiber, etc.
Pastor David Crank seen here in $1000 Nikes and what looks like a Gucci belt.
False prophets making real money.
Pastor Jimmy Rollins must be making Powers Moves to sport these J’s.
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Pastor Jimmy Rollins in the Union Air Jordan 1s and the crease that surpasses all understanding
Gucci Gang, Gucci Gang, Gucci Gang
Last but not least, we have Pastor Judah Smith, in a very nice looking leather jack-shirt from none other than Gucci.
And, well, here is a farting pastor video that I found while searching for these assholes’ sermons to dissect.
Which are your favorite looks?
